1. You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
2. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
3. Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
4. my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
5. He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
6. I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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tfln. open to whoever. 😈
2. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
3. Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
4. my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
5. He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
6. I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
7. [ wildcard! text him. ]